Sometimes I google things relevant to my business to see how I am doing.
Tonight, I googled “voice-over blog” to see where Voxmarketising – the audio’connell blog and podcast (which hasn’t really produced a podcast in years but whose counting) ranks.
I’ve got about 13 subscribers and most of them are family members or really old people who didn’t understand what they subscribed to and couldn’t find the ‘erase’ key on their computers. If the computer industry ever invents an ‘erase’ key, I’m finished. Nonetheless I wanted to see how I faired.
You gotta understand, these are two of the very first voice-over blogs ever. Before there was an internet, there were these two voice-over blogs.
The 11th commandment was “and there shall be voice-over blogs” and BAM, Dave and Stef started posting….THAT’S how far back they go. They each have over one million subscribers. Bob has only 750,000 (he says it’s 800,000 but he fibs).
Courvo posts every freakin’ day! When he goes on vacation, he posts how he’s not posting cause he’s on vacation!!!!!
So Google, what bur do you have up your virtual butt that puts those two blogs off the first page of that search?
In any logical world, those two blogs are page one. That they are not defies logic, science and good old common sense.
That’s all…this just occurred to me and I thought I would point this out so that Google fixes its defective voice-over algorithm and we could all return to more comfortable summer temperatures.
What? You thought the heat was caused by global warming or some other nonsense? Sheesh, what are you smoking?!
It’s all about voice-over blog rankings, my friend. Mother Nature does not like it when there is not balance in the voice-over universe.