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“what people say they want, and what they are actually looking for.” – dick tufeld

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There is occasionally downtime in the voice over world of audio’connell Voice Over Talent. While I should say that I am always marketing or developing new business when the mic isn’t on, well, that’s not always true.

Sometimes I surf. And not on water.

But a recent surfing expedition (which really was a key word search on Google) led me to a 1997 interview on a “Lost In Space” website with a fairly well known announcer by the name of Dick Tufeld. Dick was the voice of “The Robot” in the series “Lost In Space” and reprised his role when the movie came out. (And, if you like, there seems to be another interview with Dick here).

Dick’s career has spanned a great deal more than just “Lost In Space”. I remember him as a long time announcer of the Grammy’s among other shows (his signoff that I remember was “This is Dick Tufeld speaking”). I can’t find too much present day information on him to know if at 82 he’s still working, other than some somewhat suspect web sites that I cannot confirm as credible.

But what I loved though, from the 1997 interview, was this quote, telling a story that almost every professional voice talent can relate to and laaaughh!

Q: How did you get the voice job of the Robot?
Dick Tufeld: When I was 18 years old, I was working one summer at KLCA-LA radio, and I used to announce shows and do station breaks, etc. There was a literary agent named Irwin Allen, who must have been, I’m guessing, 35 years old at the time, who would walk in and nod to me, and I’d nod to him — I was just a kid at the time. He had a Hollywood gossip show, and I’d spin the theme music for it and announce him, for 15 minutes once a week. Then he’d leave and nod to me, and I’d nod to him. That was the extent of our conversation.

Twenty years go by, and he was walking out of the commissary at 20th Century Fox and there was a guy named Emmett Labry, Jr. who was in the business affairs department. Irwin ran into Emmett and said that he had a new series going on air in a few weeks. “We need a narrator and is there anybody you can think of?’ Emmett was a friend of mine, and said “How about Dick Tufeld?”

In one of the most astonishing statements I’ve heard repeated to me, Irwin turned to Emmett and said “Dick Tufeld, my oldest and dearest friend — great idea!” Which I think is pretty funny. Irwin contacted my agent, and they got an audio tape of my voice doing some narration. Irwin liked it and I became the narrator of the show.

About two weeks later I got a call from Irwin’s office asking me to read for a robot character. So I go in there, and think this is good. He hands me some copy, and I say “Irwin, I presume what you are looking for a mechanical, robot-ian kind of robot sound.” He looks at me and says “My dear boy, that is precisely what I do not want. This is a very highly advanced culture in the year 1997.” Of course that seemed to be very far away to everybody [chuckle]. “I want a cultured low- key voice, (I would equate this with the voice of computer Hal in “2001”), an Alexander Scourby” — the wonderful NY actor and narrator voice who has passed on – and he said “that’s what I’m looking for.”

So I started reading for Irwin with my best Scourby imitation, and I’m not coloring the words and I’m doing an unemotional read and I’m saying “Warning that does not compute.” He says no, that’s not it, and I do it again, and then he says no, that’s not it, and I try something else and that’s not it. All this time I’m trying to do my best Alexander Scourby imitation. And he finally says to me, after about 10 minutes, “Well Dick, I appreciate you coming in. To be honest with you, you’re not getting this, so I have to look further for this. But you’re still the narrator on this show.” And I say to Irwin, “Thank you very much.”

I take my reading glasses off and start packing up my attaché case. And God knows why I even did this. I say to Irwin, “Let me try one more thing for you just before I go.” And now I read the line in my best mechanical, robot-ian kind of way and I say “Warning that does not compute.”

And he says “Jesus Christ, that’s the Alexander Scourby approach I was looking for, what the hell took you so long?” Honestly, I had to literally turn away from him, so as not to laugh in his face, because I was so convulsed.

It was the classic example of what people say they want, and what they are actually looking for. They are two different things. In a sense I was *very* fortunate to become the voice of the Robot, because if I had not said “let me try one more thing” as I was walking out obviously I would never have been the voice of the Robot. It was a kind of a fluke the way it happened.

That IS a classic and oddly timeless truth that makes me smile, knowing the challenges of today in voice over aren’t actually that different from those great talents who paved the way for us.

Thanks Dick. Love your voice, love your humor!

a belated but very deserving birthday wish

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Thursday, September 4 was ABC Radio broadcaster Paul Harvey’s 90th birthday.

And he is still on the air.

And his ratings are still unbelievable (promoted as “the most listened-to newsman in the world”.)

And he is still one of the top paid of ALL American broadcasters.

While missing his dear wife Angel, who died only recently, Paul continues an active although somewhat lessened broadcast schedule.

He is an icon….truly an icon in the world of broadcasting.

Not an icon of radio or TV. Not of national or international work.

Paul Harvey is an icon in the world of broadcasting.

Since you’ve heard him, you know why.

And if you haven’t heard him, listen. Do it now.

Happy birthday, Mr. Harvey. Good day!

hard to find good radio station help

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Writing good classified ads is tough for most people and its really hard for radio station managers.

Why?

Well unless junior has fallen directly off the turnip truck into the radio station’s lobby, anyone with any experience knows radio is a low pay, sometimes tense work environment where more often than not creativity is stifled (unless you work mornings and sometimes even then) and weekend and holiday hours are demanded.

If you have a passion for radio (and most voice talents do) you understand why people stay in the business. But it does make it challenging for managers to make their available positions sound

a) Enticing
b) Legitimate
c) Profitable

Like the odd classified ads we sometimes see in newspapers “Call Mr. C at 555-5555 for an appointment about this amazing opportunity” trade ads for radio jobs are also kind of unique in their “points of difference” shall we say?

Now I’m not looking for radio work but sometimes stations put out a call for imaging help so very occasionally I troll through on-line radio trade listings. Today all I came up with was a topic for a blog post. Sometimes that’s just how the fishing goes.

Some examples (find the red flag words or statements in these well meaning ads):

We’re getting ready to sign on a new AAA in a smaller mid-western market. Our city is one of the most livable in the country and the radio station fits right in. Since this is a start-up, it will be a labor of love.

We’re looking for a PD that can come in and DO EVERYTHING to help us get our “new baby” off the ground. We have the format and the component pieces put together. We don’t need a strategist as much as we need a hard worker and executor.

You must be okay with doing an air-shift (probably mornings) and then get off the air and work like a maniac the rest of the day.

You must be able to coach our air staff to present the station in synch with the mission of the radio station (understated, conversational adult presentation).

You will be working long hours and pouring everything you’ve got into your job so you’ve got to be highly organized and follow through.

With me, as soon as they try and sell the city as small yet livable, I roll the eyes. If you mention a labor of love, it means your holiday bonus will likely come in the form of movie promo t-shirts and baseball caps. Oh and if Miss October 1995 comes into town for the car show, we’ll let you expense the $10 fee for having your picture taken with her.

WE HAVE A GROUP OF 3 VERY PROMOTIONALLY ACTIVE RADIO STATIONS. I NEED SOMEONE THAT IS TIRELESS, IS READY TO JUMP IN AND HELP TAKE US TO THE NEXT LEVEL. I NEED A GO GETTER THAT IS READY TO GET OUT IN THE COMMUNITY AND BECOME AN AMBASSADOR OF OUR COMPANY.

BRING YOUR IDEAS. WE MAKE OUR OWN DECISIONS, NOT SOME CORPORATION. WE HAVE A SMALL STAFF, BUT WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN. IF YOU LIKE TO WAIT FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT, OR LIKE TO COMPLAIN, THAN SAVE YOUR TIME AND DON’T EMAIL ME. THERE IS A STRONG POSSIBILITY THAT THIS POSITION WOULD INCLUDE SOME ON AIR DUTIES AS WELL.

SO IF YOU ARE READY TO WORK HARD, HAVE FUN, AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE, THAN EMAIL ME. ALL RESPONSES WILL BE KEPT CONFIDENTIAL.

Promotional ads are even tougher to write than jock ads. This person’s using all caps. That makes me think it will be a low paying job working with a boss who yells a lot but who still might let you use the station van when you move from your apartment to the homeless shelter (so you got that going for you, which is nice).

Let’s try this again…

-You’re a GREAT, PERSONABLE, ON AIR PERSONALITY
-You LOVE getting involved with your COMMUNITY
-You have experience and vast knowledge of radio broadcast software systems.
-You deal well with the Sales personalities.
-Your production skills are incredible.
-You’re a little bit engineer.
-You’re a computer wiz.
-You can build and maintain the station’s web site.
-You insist on giving all of the above 100%
-You have a great desire to make ALASKA your home.
-You have a great desire to be a part of a radio company that is growing quickly in a market that is growing quickly.
-You have a strong desire to succeed and to work to help the company succeed.

The above position is extremely intense at times. You must have an incredible amount of knowledge, patience, and energy. The job is fast-paced in a market with LOADS of competition. In the end…the rewards are great! The pay is not what you’d expect from on owner-operated radio station and is more than any big radio corporation would ever THINK of paying you.

They lost me at “let’s try this again.” Was it that they didn’t find the right person in the first round of interviews or didn’t they find someone who was willing to work for food stamps and live in an Alaskan igloo?

Here we grow again! We’re expanding our flight crew and adding another daily flight on Dayton’s New FLY 92.9. We’re looking for another true communicator who can serve as host in a natural, unaffected manner. Please …”DJ’s”, “announcers”, “jocks” or “personalities” need not apply. Your conversational skills take priority over your format experience, but a broad knowledge covering several decades of contemporary music is desirable.

Additionally, candidates should thrive out in front of the public, be immersed in pop culture, possess strong production skills, and be tech savvy enough to maintain their own strong web presence.

Takeoff time’s quickly approaching, so rush your package now, and be sure to include a photo.

OK, this is too cutesy for me and I’ll give lots of leeway for someone to be creative. The aviation references are um, what’s the French word….silly! And now it looks like you need a photo to work in radio so if, like me, you have the perfect face for radio you needn’t apply.

Y94 is Fargo-Moorhead’s Number One Hit Music Station and is seeking part-time personalities for nights, holidays and weekends. You’ve heard of paying your dues? This is it.

Ah, honesty. Always the best policy. I think I’ll apply.

Your observations herein (even in defense) or experiences elsewhere are genuinely welcomed.

the mysterious political female voice talent

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Want to know the name of the female voice over talent whose voice has been used to attack Obama in McCain commercials?

Her name is Joan. The rest is on a need to know basis.

why radio is better off without me

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Quite frankly if I were a program director at a radio station, I wouldn’t have hired me in 1982.

I came across some old reel to reels of air checks and production demos from WVUD. The one I have has some technical problems that maybe I can fix but the rest of the world can probably only handle a minute of my God awful jock talk.

I apologize in advance for stealing the next 90 irretrievable seconds from your life to hear a 1985 air check of a 23 year old disc jockey in Dayton, Ohio.

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canadian invasion

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Everybody’s favorite voice coach Pat Fraley is in town this weekend courtesy of Toni Silveri’s All Coast Talent (of which I am proud and founding represented voice talent). Pat was in a couple of years ago to do a character voice seminar which I attended; he did an updated version today which I didn’t attend, though I will be in attendance on Sunday for his audio book class.

But three who did attend the character voice workshop today are some of my favorite folks from north of the border. I stopped by the seminar on their lunch break today to visit with them.

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Elaine Singer and I first met at the first Podcamp Toronto a few years ago and I was very pleased to hear she caught wind of my announcement of the seminar from this blog and reserved her space. While not exclusive to her voice over talents, Elaine explained to me how she was looking to increase her Herbrew-based voice work. She enjoys it quite a bit and it occurs to me know I’ll have to have her send me her demo for the International Voice Talents page.


David and Stephanie Ciccarelli drove in from south of Toronto, London, Ontario to be exact, taking in Pat’s class and sharing some of their insight on the voice over world gained from their business, Voices.com. David and I spent a good bit of time reviewing some of the proposed changes they’ve alluded to on line at Voices.com, which I assume will result in the usual impassioned debate. From what he told me, I think they make sense but I’ll let David and Stephanie unveil it to the masses. Wonderful folks, the Ciccarellis.

I’ll post later how things went at the Fraley audio book class.

UPDATE: Here’s my Fraley review

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