…a gun. Well actually a couple of guns although technically one was an automatic machine gun which I would consider more rifle like but my knowledge of guns extends only to these sentences really so don’t quote me.

Yes, when I was in Arizona (which is hot, damn hot in August) I visited the Scottsdale Gun Club where the public is invited to shoot guns with live ammo in their shooting range. ANY gun because they have hundreds including, yes, automatic machine guns. The kind boys used to play with as kids only these will actually kill something.

I was never much into guns. More like intimidated by them, fearful even. But when the group I was with went on the adventure to the club, I figured I should face my slight fear and I did.

We watched a training video, signed our lives away, picked the weapons of our choice, donned our ear protection (as we all wore glasses already) and into the indoor driving range we went.

Lord it was loud. Chest thumping loud as there seemed to be well over 20 stalls and almost all of them had people shooting all kinds of weapons. Combined with the echo that was the first startling observation.

Second was handling the guns. We were taught how to load our weapons (a Glock 9mm and MP5 machine gun like many S.W.A.T. teams use) and we fired. The power of these weapons, the force, the damage…these were the other things I noticed.

It turns out that in spite of my shaking hands, I’m not a bad shot.

The last thing I noticed was the variety of people shooting. Husband and wives (“the couple that shoots together…”) twenty-something women on what looked like a date, and a couple of really odd looking characters who based on appearances alone I would not allow to have a weapon.

But they have their rights and so we all went bang, bang into the night. It was fun and exhilarating and yet not something I think I will seek to do again unless the opportunity is similar to this trip. In some cases to avoid the accident, it’s best to simply stay off the road.

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When it comes right down to it, where would you rather be in August than in Phoenix?

OK, don’t answer that.

Anyway, here I is and t’aint no way I was going to let this trip go by with a visit with one of my most favorite professional voice over talents, Bruce Miles.

Tonight we had dinner my hotel, the Sheraton Wild Horse Pass Resort.

I know if you’ve read any of these “audio’connell in (city name)” I always say very nice things about the people I’m with. Well it’s because the people I meet with are nice which, in addition to us sharing professional similarities, is why we want to get together.

Just ask the people at VOICE 2008 this weekend.

In comparison to that large event, our dinner made up in quality what we lacked in quantity. Bruce and I share an affinity for history….mine America Presidents, his also American Presidents and every other damn historical thing. Puts me to shame.

And that awesome voice of his! I think if I got the opportunity to add any voice to my repertoire, Bruce’s voice would definitely be in the top 5.

If you get the chance to visit with Bruce in Phoenix, I highly recommend it, for the voice over stories and for the history lessons.

P.S. I bought a news camera to have in my briefcase now and this is the device’s first outing. Now next time I have drinks with Caryn Clark, unlike last time, I’ll be able to post a pic.

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The wonderful UK voice talent and my friend Philip Banks has a marvelous sense of humor but his latest posting on the VO-BB had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt (in a good way).

If you’ve ever done any voice over work this imaginary dialogue will ring loud and clear for you. Enjoy the shared experience.

If you are a creative director, audio producer or agency type….these were written by Philip Banks and he made me post them at gun point. 😉

DIRECTION AND RESPONSE
Direction – That was 35 we need to do it in 30
Response – It is ok for me to delete the client name and contact details?
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Direction – More hard sell
Response – throughout or just on the meaningless offers?
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Direction – Mmm not sure about your accent do you have another?
Response – I’m sorry I didn’t understand what you just said to me.
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Direction – Come back off the mic
Response – Shall I close the door behind me?
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Direction – Do you do “sexy”
Response – Yes and for an extra 20 you can leave the light on
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Direction – You’re sounding too announcery!
Response – It says on the script “Announcer” what part should I be reading?
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Direction – If you feel you can do anything to improve the script feel free
Response – Excuse the ripping sound
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Direction – I want to hear you really enjoy the experience of reading the copy
Response – Do you have enjoyable copy out there or shall use this and act my a** off?
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Direction – One more for luck!
Response – if you like, the sound engineer and me can grab one of your legs each and make a wish too!

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I don’t know Chris Brogan that well having met only briefly a couple of times (and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t remember me…lucky devil) but there is no doubt about his commitment to social media and its community.

To that end he has published a list of free internet publications (e-books) regarding social media. I know that in the voice over, marketing and advertising worlds (which, as we always note, collide here at voxmarketising) there are still more than a few souls who feel left by the side of the road on the social media speed racer.

Most of them will never even see this blog as they think blog is something that’s cured with a shot of penicillin.

And maybe it is.

But if you can’t get down to the free clinic this weekend, click on a few of these links then tell us which ones you felt were most helpful to you and why.

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My friends Sarah, Dave, Jerry and the gang at Full Circle Studios have entered a short comedy film into a competition on flickclick.com and it is now a finalist.

The film is called Boxed Out.

On their behalf I am lobbying you for your vote so they win the contest.

You’ll need to register on the site (for free of course) and can vote once a day if you’re up for it.

I’d embed the film here but then you’d have no incentive to see it on flickclick. Note that with that link, the film should start automatically for you to watch. Thanks for voting.

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“Ah, O’Connell me boy” you say (because you enjoy pretending your good at an Irish brogue when you’re not) “I think you’ve gone from Looney Tunes to Looney Bin.”

That’s true but it has nothing to do with my post.

See, John McCain, he of Republican presidential nominee fame, created an ad about the celebrity of Barack Obama, he of Democratic presidential nominee fame. This is the ad:

As you’ll note, one Paris Hilton, she of multiple sex tape fame and being rich (not necessarily in that order), was featured in the McCain ad…unbeknowst to her.

Our Paris didn’t like it. Somehow she teamed up with comedians at Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, and Chris Henchy’s Website “Funny or Die,” to create a brilliant, funny response shown here:

OK, you may mark your calendars with what I am about to say: Paris Hilton has impressed me with this presentation. She totally aced the subtle comedic performance.

I am not a fan of either McCain or Obama so if Paris is the only other choice, then I shall vote for her. At least she wears her vapidity on her sleeve.

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