press 1 for viral lift off

Dear Telephone Company With 3 Letters:

With all the excitement coming from your mistress in Cupertino these past few weeks, I only kinda sorta understand how you may have taken your corporate eye off the customer service ball…and yet I don’t.

No you don’t have any problems with me…your problem is bigger than that!

You went and crossed my friend who can handle herself just fine without my help. If you enjoy a good corporate spanking, then this is your lucky day!

Your problems in order are:

1. She’s a smart Texan

2. Your customer service…um, wasn’t

3. She’s a might handy with a video camera

The tale of the tape would seem to indicate your customer service department has lost its corporate mind.

You might want to check your records on this case and make nice-nice real quick like.

One Response to “press 1 for viral lift off”

  1. thanks for posting complete transcript of the video:))